I’ve been taking a GLP-1 to combat high blood sugar for quite a while. A few months ago, I was in a room where, one by one, some fellow injectors explained how the use of the drug had instantly and completely turned off their food noise — the constant, intrusive, persistent thoughts about food. As each person offered their near religious testimony, I fingered the collar of the custom t-shirt I made for the occasion, and one thought entered my mind: Pesto Pasta and Garlic Bread. And that thought stayed in my head throughout the discussion, and beyond. I’m thinking about Pesto Pasta right now. There’s no doubt that the GLP-1 has had an impact on the amount I eat and the levels of glucose in my blood, but apparently, it’s no match for my perpetual and thunderous food noise. I like to view this as evidence of superior mental strength. Whatever it is, I am definitely in the minority. And GLP-1s aren’t just turning off food noise. For many, they’re a miracle mute button that can turn off cigarette noise, alcohol noise, opioid noise, gambling noise, and more. Much more. GLP‑1 drugs may fight addiction across every major substance, according to a study of 600,000 people. This news has me thinking that maybe I should up my dose. It also has me thinking about sesame noodles, dim sum, a fresh, soft and still warm everything bagel, mint-chip ice cream, and PB&J spread across the entirety of a loaf of sourdough. 2War of WordsWar, huh, good God y’all, What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Edwin Starr’s anti-war song worked in part because of its simplicity. Limited combat operations, huh, good God Y’alljust doesn’t hit the same way. Neither does, Hostilities, huh, good God Y’all. That doesn’t even have a good rhyme. But anti-war song composers will have to come up with something. Because whatever is happening in Iran, it’s not a war. “When President Trump gave reporters a brief update this week on the accelerating bombing campaign against Iran, he said, ‘We’re doing very well on the war front.’ That complicated matters for Republicans on Capitol Hill, who have spent the days since the U.S.-Israeli attacks began engaging in semantic gymnastics to describe the widening conflict as a ‘major combat operation,’ a ‘mission,’ ‘hostilities’ or really just anything other than ‘war.’” NYT (Gift Article): Republicans Toil to Avoid Saying ‘War’ as Iran Conflict Widens. (What is this abject stupidity and wholly unserious response to this very serious moment good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again, y’all.)
+ “In announcing the goal of regime change through air power alone, President Trump is up against the weight of history. Not just Iran, but the weight of history. For over a century, states—including the United States, European states, Russia, and Israel—have tried to topple regimes with air power alone. It has never—and I’m choosing my words carefully—it has never worked.” Trump Cannot Achieve Iran Goals With Bombing Alone, Expert on Airpower Warns. Can the Kurds offer a ground war solution? Iranian Kurdish Forces Say They May Enter Iran. Who Are the Kurds? 3We’re in the Noem StretchIn an administration that prides itself on hiring the worst possible people and gleefully celebrates their awful performances, it’s really something to be fired. Congrats to Kristi Noem for the achievement. Trump ousts DHS secretary Kristi Noem and replaces her with Republican senator. “Noem’s tenure was marked by killings of US citizens by federal agents, a rumored affair, and $220m spent on ads.” Noem will still be part of the administration in her new role as Envoy for The Shield of the Americas. (I can never remember if that role is DC or Marvel...) 4Local Yokel“The Philadelphia Inquirer hadn’t written much about suburbs like Lower Merion, Pa., and Cherry Hill, N.J. for years. Now it is revisiting those communities—with an assist from AI. Last year, the Inquirer launched newsletters in four locations, amassing more than 50,000 free subscriptions.” WSJ (Gift Article): Can AI Save Local News? (A new technology that can synthesize information from a variety of sources to produce a clear and cogent newsletter? There was a time when this would have threatened me. But given the 2026 news cycle, I’m willing to be replaced...) 5Extra, ExtraPayback Time: “A federal judge ruled that the US government must begin paying out more than $130 billion in tariff refunds to US businesses in another setback for the Trump administration after the Supreme Court struck down the president’s wide-reaching ‘reciprocal’ tariffs.” (Wait, I thought other countries paid for the tariffs...) 6The Bottom of the News“What I do is I take things that are perfectly fine, and I make them worse. More specifically, I make it shitty.”
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Thursday, March 5, 2026
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