What's the worst thing you've ever bought... and why was it an online course? I've been there, done that, and have the charge that burned a hole through my credit card statement to prove it. You see, the other week, I dropped $149 on a "3-day live workshop"... Technically, the workshop was only $99. But after checking out, I was told I *also* needed to grab the accompanying workbook for an EXTRA $50. I was immediately ticked off. A workbook should always be included—it's essential to the learning process. And because I deeply believe that, I dropped $50 and bought the workbook only to find out… It was just a sh*tty PDF with nothing useful. (By the way, if I wanted a replay of this "LiVe WoRkShOp," I'd also need to shell out—get this—an additional $100. WTF?) It gets worse. When Day 1 of this allegedly "live" workshop kicked off, this was my immediate reaction:
Because it was clearly prerecorded. It wasn't live at all. And there was nothing educational about it either. Turns out, the whole purpose of the workshop was to share her rags-to-riches story *plays the world's tiniest violin* and sell the "dream" of building an online business. And if people actually wanted help figuring out what to do? They'd need to invest in her $10K group program.
I wish this story were an outlier, but it's not. It's extremely common. In the end, it *was* an educational experience for me: It taught me just how low the bar is in this space. Sooo many people have been burned by course creators like this one. You're probably one of them. You weren't wrong to look for help. You just didn't get the right system. That's on them, not you. And you're 100% right to be skeptical. So I'm not going to tell you PAINKILLERwill be any different. I'm going to show you. For starters, it isn't a course at all. It's a system. Now, if you're wondering what the heck the difference is, here's the SparkNotes version:
A system is a repeatable, step-by-step process crafted to expedite outcomes.
A course is usually a letdown packed with mind-numbing theory, 47 hours of prerecorded video lessons, and little-to-no actionable steps.
I've been let down by "courses" one too many times. And I was so deliberate about PAINKILLER not being mentally lumped into people's brains as an (unhelpful) course that I intentionally positioned it as a "system" in my own messaging strategy.
Psst… This is the page in your PAINKILLER messaging strategy where you'll determine how to position your offer as a must-have solution—even in a saturated market.
Because when your messaging is off and sales are sluggish, you don't have time to toy around with a 12-week course with no guidance.
You need a complete "system" that includes:
Bite-sized lessons and timed exercises (so you learn by *doing*)
Time-saving templates (so you're never left guessing)
AI-powered tools (that help do the work *for* you)
"How is this turnaround even possible?" you're probably wondering. It's not because I cut corners. It's because you get 9 AI-powered GPTs to complete the process in record time (without sacrificing quality). They're kinda like hiring a market researcher, messaging expert, and copywriter—without the $30k price tag or 12+ week turnaround. But again, don't take my word for it. Take Jen's:
And if you grab PAINKILLER today, you're not *just* getting all that for 20% off. You're also getting these time-saving bonuses: 📽️ Bot-Building Tutorial—a highly requested, behind-the-scenes look at how we build a GPT bot. You'll get a full prompt and step-by-step tutorial to follow so you can create bots that actually provide the output you want ($99 value)
🤖 1-Click Competitor Analysis Bot—this bot will scrape the provided URL of a competitor and unlock essential insights about their target buyer ($49 value)
…for $0. (And you'll also get a 7-day money-back guarantee so you can make sure PAINKILLER is right for you.) But if you're still a little skeptical and want more details? I get it. Click here to read testimonials from 620+ happy customers→ (Scroll down to the bottom to see all of them)
P.S. If you've got positioning templates that tell you to "find your unique angle" without showing you how... Stiff messaging frameworks that leave you staring at blank pages, wondering what the hell to write... And 4-figure copywriting courses burning holes in *your* credit card statements while filling your brain with white noise instead of clarity... You don't need more courses and insights that sound helpful but deliver nothing. You need a messaging system that's the last you'll ever buy. PAINKILLER gives you the complete 7-step process that stops your endless search for "the right approach." No more pricey courses, no more templates, no more worrying that you're missing something. Just a proven, research-backed system that turns more leads into buyers *without* making you feel overwhelmed. Just ask Natalie:
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