| Mark Twain once said: "To get the right word in the right place is a rare achievement." To which I respectfully retort: "Marky T, my dude, you're full of sh*t!" Now BEFORE you sling that Tom Sawyer hardcover at my head, give me 7 seconds to prove Twain's tomfoolery to you with a case study. It's September 30, 2024. I'm sitting in my living room with a whiskey in hand. And when I refresh Stripe, I instantly squeal: "HOLY SH*TBALLS!" (And my husband covers our poor toddler's ears.) My jaw hits the floor as I see the number before me… $33,750. In 53 minutes. That's $636 a minute. That's enough to buy a brand-new SUV. How did I do it? And how can you potentially do the same? By putting the RIGHT words in the RIGHT place. …Using what you'll learn in Wallet-Opening Words (co-created with Phill Agnew, host of Nudge, UK's #1 marketing podcast). To help you start Q2 strong, it's now 32.5% off, but only 'til tomorrow at 5:30 p.m. EST. See, with the right tools, you too could prove Twain wrong in this new quarter—just like Teresa did: (Not such a rare achievement after all, huh, Mark? 😏) Now, you might be thinking… "Sure Katelyn, but you've spent YEARS building trust with your HUGE audience ... of COURSE your pre-launched crushed it!" And you're right. Trust matters. A LOT. But I've been doing this marketing thang for over a decade. And pulling in $33,750 in under an hour isn't just about trust or having a big audience. It's about being able to make people FEEL something—to tap into their subconscious mind and motivate them to take action. It comes down to knowing exactly which words release those "buy buy buy" chemicals in your reader's brain. And one of the *best* times to do that? During a fresh start like Q2. (That's not some woo-woo BS or an April Fool's joke, by the way. Behavioral scientists call this the Fresh Start Effect because people are more motivated to take action to improve their life—or business—during "fresh starts"—like a new financial quarter.) That's why for the next 9 hours, you can grab the *exact* 26.5 science-backed copy techniques used in that pre-launch to spice up your copy TODAY and tap into the Fresh Start Effect to drive BIG sales, too. …all for just $87.08. (Yes, the specificity of that number—and the strange 32.5-hour flash sale window—is highly intentional. 😉 See Chapter 9 for why.) To claim your limited-time discount, click the special link below: Yes! Show me 26.5 science-backed tricks to send readers scurrying for their credit cards! You'll also discover mind-blowing tidbits like:
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Thursday, March 27, 2025
Mark Twain is full of sh*t
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