Buy low, sell high. Does that adage still apply to the stock market? These days, buy when a company's CEO is kissing the president's ass and sell when the president is calling for the ouster of a company's CEO probably works just as well. Or maybe buy on bribes, sell on ethics? Or you could just buy all crypto and not sell ever, or at least until the crypto industry proves less adept at buying the legislation they want. If you really want to keep busy, you can just buy and sell based on tariff announcements, the real ones and the ones that are immediately changed via executive Truth Social post. Trump's latest tariffs just kicked in, raising import taxes to the highest level since Great Depression. OK, wait. In this new market, is mimicking policies of the Great Depression depressing, or are we just making Depressions Great Again? Don't waste time asking your favorite AI program to ponder such philosophical financial questions. Just buy. "The president’s levies — which are expected to drive up prices for American consumers, and have spooked many businesses around the world — officially took effect just after midnight." But the market wasn't spooked. We've long been told that the American market likes logic, stability, certainty, and a strong rule of law. Well, to paraphrase Willy Wonka, "Strike that, re-invest it." 2K Pop"Even more alarming is how reliant the economy has become on spending binges by the richest Americans ... The 'K-shaped' economy is back, where there’s a clear divergence between how the top and the bottom are faring. Businesses understand this. It’s why credit card companies have introduced even more exclusive credit cards this summer with higher fees, all-inclusive resorts are debuting $1,000-a-night experiences, and luxury car brands such as Porsche and Aston Martin have been among the first automakers to raise prices, because their clientele is less likely to push back. Any company that can is trying to go “upmarket” as much as possible in this environment." WaPo (Gift Article): The economy is cracking. This trend is most alarming. (Don't be alarmed. Just buy more Ks...) 3It's All Part of the Process"Most Americans get more than half their calories from ultra-processed foods, those super-tasty, energy-dense foods typically full of sugar, salt and unhealthy fats, according to a new federal report. Nutrition research has shown for years that ultra-processed foods make up a big chunk of the U.S. diet, especially for kids and teens. For the first time, however, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has confirmed those high levels of consumption, using dietary data collected from August 2021 to August 2023." Americans get more than half their calories from ultra-processed foods, CDC report says. Of course, this report is being shared during the RFK Jr Health and Human Services era, so one wonders if the data has been ultra-processed as well. 4Oodles of Doodles"Breeders have long been obsessed with dog optimization. They created the Labrador retriever in the Victorian era to help owners hunt. In Germany, also in the 19th century, a man who ran a local dog pound came up with the Doberman pinscher, thinking he could use more muscle at his other job—as a tax collector. But rather than breeding a dog that has a single utility for a subset of people, people engineered the goldendoodle and various other poodle-based hybrids—labradoodles, schnoodles, bernedoodles, cockapoos, on and on—as the ultimate pets for, well, everyone." Businessweek (Gift Article): Doodlemania: Goldendoodles, labradoodles and bernedoodles are everywhere. They’re now also a high-stakes, billion-dollar industry. 5Extra, ExtraMeeting Expectations: "President Donald Trump’s abrupt shift from frustration with Russian President Vladimir Putin’s intransigence to a potential one-on-one meeting soon — despite Putin’s refusal to halt attacks on Ukraine or back away from Russia’s core war aims — handed the Russian leader a diplomatic coup, which the Kremlin embraced Thursday." Actually, they may not be meeting. When you get conflicting statements from the Kremlin and the White House in 2025, who should you believe? 6Bottom of the News"Do you eat enough protein in a day? Don’t even bother answering, because I know the answer is no. But don’t worry, I’m kind of a protein guy. I can give you all the guidance you need so you can stop being such a weak little bitch. I eat three hundred times my recommended daily allowance of protein. So as you can imagine, my life is perfect. I can crush a fifteen-gallon stainless-steel trash can with my thighs. I could lift your sofa above my head and throw it so far you’ll never see it again." McSweeney's: You Don’t Eat Enough Protein and It Sickens Me.
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